All was well.: Archive

I just used video on omegle for the first time....

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I forgot how horny wine makes me.

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Two things:

One: I’m really glad that I can pull off red lipstick. Two: I bought these boots today and I’m in love. They go so well with my giant men’s thrift store sweaters.

Jan 1st

I've convinced my mother to buy me wine for...

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Dec 31st

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trevertron: stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid day Wow, Trever is actually on tumblr.

Dec 31st

So this happened today

Me: Ughh mom I don't want to go back to college.
Mom: Do you want some tea?
Me: No.
Mom: Do you want some beer?
Me: No.
Mom: A cocktail?
Me: ....... yes.

Dec 31st

The irony of hiding a razor in a pain killer bottle.

Dec 31st

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There's just something about laying in bed naked...

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The leaked a capella Gaga songs = AMAZING

Dec 31st

How teens and adults text

hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

Dec 31st

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everyone: it's just a book

you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

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german exchange student: do you think I'd be able to go to my locker now?
friend: no the hall nazis will get y-
everyone: 
german exchange student: 
everyone: 

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I love my best friend. Seriously, she is the most...

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askarsholic: bangfangs: Me: God why are you so beautiful Him: we:

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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol